The Proclaimers would only walk 500 miles (maybe 500 more if you really pressed them), The Grass Roots would walk 999,000 - 999,500 miles more that that. That’s the difference in boyfriend material and husband material.
I’d Wait a Million Years - The Grass Roots
“Pacing the floor, detest
Sweat pouring down my chest, still I can’t love you less”
